- RT @mrnickharvey: Son: I'M IRONMAN! POW! *hits me*
Me: I'm ore-struck.
Son: What do you mean?
Me: Ore. It's where iron's extracte..
Wife: N… ->
- @auntyel I didn't figure out what his name was till like 3/4 of the way through #Atlantis in reply to auntyel ->
- My mum has just discovered that Spock is half-human ->
- RT @LeVostreGC: The mix tape. Nat so clumsye or random as an ipod. An elegant medium for a moore civilised age. ->
- Mum says that Trek is slow. Have pointed out that they're showing us how AWESOME the ship look & how much Kirk loves it ->
- @auntyel HAHAH yes. Philemon. Which I mostly figured out because the lady is called Baucis & I know about Ovid in reply to auntyel ->
- RT @Rob_Falconer: FOR SALE: 2xTickets to see Hanson at The O2, Sunday December 8th. £50. Please retweet.
- Mum says that Decker is "quite good looking" and has asked if he's still alive ->
- ..a THREE FISH ROAST?!?!? ->
- “Pace It” by Magic Dirt is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/gI4Ao6X6Oe ->
- @nikki MY MUM IS REALLY EXCITED. She says that Emmy looks like you. (She looks like a baby to me tho) in reply to nikki ->
- Mum's just asked how I know that it's a helicopter flying over our house that we can hear. ->
- @nikki @sebpatrick Did you know that while ASDA has Batman cards, there are no Superman cards? in reply to nikki ->
- So my mum gave me half an apple. I turned it into a banana nutella milkshake. ->
- @Aqualice I like that Henry Cavill is in that #Stardust in reply to Aqualice ->
- @Aqualice HAHA YES. If it helps, you've already seen him if you've gone past the being turned into a goat part in reply to Aqualice ->
- @Aqualice MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in reply to Aqualice ->
- @Aqualice MUAHAHAHAHAHetc etc in reply to Aqualice ->
- @Aqualice AHAHAHAHAHAH TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH in reply to Aqualice ->
- @Aqualice PFFFT Hehehe in reply to Aqualice ->
- WHY ISN'T JAY MALINOWSKI'S NEW ALBUM OUT NOOOOOW?!?!?! augh ->