Tweets for 2020-02-09

This was indeed the approximate volume of my drunk 1st year flatmates coming home going “shhhh everyone’s asleep” (… https://t.co/YJ3Y67Hm1v ->
The best part was them calling up the university maintenance people the next day to explain the situation. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
RT @ChrisHewitt: I’m sure that wasn’t a terrifying flight to be on at all. https://t.co/J21n48CaEN ->
@grrlinterrupted …you are doing a nice thing for a member of your family??!??? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@grrlinterrupted ????? but you get to hang out with a dog and you love dogs????? in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@grrlinterrupted pesky logic in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
@dame_judi_hench @Extinction65mya Macaroni cheese, broccoli cheese, cauliflower cheese, cheeeeseeee cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese in reply to dame_judi_hench ->

Tweets for 2020-02-08

RT @musashinoelegy: the king: i need you to fix this striga for me
geralt: what’s your budget for this project

the king: what’s your rate… ->
@HSouthwellFE Yaaaaaaaaaay happy chaos birthday!!!! https://t.co/S5ubWgpSdZ in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
RT @tweetsoutloud: if you don’t know, now you know https://t.co/nPqOIMO2RD ->

@TheRealRobMcD I don’t know, an empty diflam bottle is pretty disappointing in reply to TheRealRobMcD ->
In other news, I’m just eating some more of the Halloween chocolate I got in November ->
@RonniPudding The only reason we don’t have Christmas chocolate is because my Mum gave it away before I could sched… https://t.co/xH6kmU8Stz in reply to RonniPudding ->
RT @HaggardHawks: A RAWN is an incomplete rainbow, or a faint patch of iridescence in the sky. https://t.co/qrXHT0KXHy ->
RT @ChrisEvans: You guys! A dog is sledding! A dog. Is SLEDDING! Everything’s gonna be ok. https://t.co/C3IwwEd9Mv ->
I want my bank to stop switching me to paperless things because I DO NOT WANT PAPERLESS THINGS I DON’T HAVE SMARTPHONE I CANNOT USE YOUR APP ->
Every few months they switch me over and I have to switch back. At this rate I might just order 7 years of statemen… https://t.co/EijKCaAFKO in reply to herdivineshadow ->

@grrlinterrupted haha yes, yes I have in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS they think buying stuff is a great idea and were super pleased that I got back to them so quickly… https://t.co/WDSOtcijTM in reply to herdivineshadow ->
(And like, I needed some time to psych myself up into dodging making the phone call and writing a nice email instead) in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@grrlinterrupted haha I basically never mentally left that whole universe in reply to grrlinterrupted ->

RT @emotionlocation: sob! at the international space station ->
RT @medievalgill: Today is Lá Fhéile Bríde, St Brigid’s Day and, in Ireland, the beginning of Spring.
Brigid is a towering figure in Irish… ->
Today I have been thinking about that time I had swine flu and the thing I most wanted to eat afterwards was char siu and rice. ->
Which I did. Obvs. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
There was also that time I got stung by a jellyfish, so I ate one after that too. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Basically, cross me and I will eat you. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@HSouthwellFE Watch videos of appropriately distracting formula 1 people? https://t.co/Va04TmQbX2 in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
RT @LoyaulteMeLie: Twitter! I’ve asked before, but does anyone have any suggestions of medieval gays (c.500-1500) for my project?
I’m shor… ->
@teh_nos I only dissected stuff you could get in a butchers like kidneys and hearts in reply to teh_nos ->
@teh_nos BIOLOGY or FOOD TECHNOLOGY WE SHALL NEVER KNOW, it was biology in reply to teh_nos ->

Someone called the charity I work for and wants their donations to go towards a PLANT for the garden rather than li… https://t.co/HskjQQF81n ->
The best part is the site they want it, is HALF BUILT so at some point the whole place is going to be properly land… https://t.co/eKTQemDjLO in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Like, I get that yes, you want to specifically do a thing rather than donations “getting lost in the general pot” b… https://t.co/FPi7uMXIIf in reply to herdivineshadow ->
Fingers crossed they’ll think paying for 5 or 6 wheelchairs is a great idea instead. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
@hauntologies He’s not got a great diet, he’s getting on in years and like, he’s his own fake doctor? I mostly thin… https://t.co/ryYNJ3eYtW in reply to hauntologies ->
RT @emotionlocation: desire! at the observatory ->
RT @KermodeMovie: In other news, I have managed to avoid listening to anything by Morrissey for well over a year now, and not hearing his v… ->
Listening to the Rice To Meet You podcast and they are talking about how hotpot is better than relationships and like that is entirely true ->