• @newloveletter I'm just glad it's not Malaysia Airlines this time cos my cousin's a pilot for them :/ in reply to newloveletter ->
• RT @theadamgoldman: Spice up any social situation by inventing a historical event, then stopping short and saying "Oh, did that not happen … ->
• RT @thedjangos: Django Django man of the year 2014 http://t.co/RFPpeVQ6Mj ->
• RT @carlzimmer: A pretty devastating look at The Imitation Game’s distortions of Turing’s life. http://t.co/T3gWGM8ndC ->
• @anatsuno That looks delicious in reply to anatsuno ->
• @piratemoggy Remove anything that doesn't make you look like a superhero in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @Wheeler: I was trying to decide what a male Pussy Galore should be called, and suddenly it occurred to me; Roger Moore. ->
• @piratemoggy How does Mr Mog feel about dressing like a superhero? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy WELL how well do you fit into each others superhero clothes? Get rid of half of what he cannot fit into too? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @charliesaidthat @piratemoggy EXCELLENT. No clothes but superhero clothes at yr place then in reply to charliesaidthat ->
• RT @OwensDamien: The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is st… ->
• Ugh got to put the bins out. ->
• I mean sure, I've had to put the bins out since like… '98 but still. ->
• At least I don't actually have to lug like…6 full bin bags all the way down to the road anymore. ->
• That? That was super annoying. Our house isn't on the road. ->
• I mean, I still have to go the other way with a billion bags of groceries after shopping, but y'know. ->
• RT @FilmCritHULK: IT'S SWEATER WEATHER IN LOS ANGELES SO HULK IS BASICALLY JUST WALKING AROUND WITH THIS EXPRESSION ALL THE TIME: http://t.… ->
• SPACE WHALES ->
• McCoy's chat up lines are so bad ->

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