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- RT @joejwest: COP: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
SUSPECT: Is it bring your kid to work day?
LITTLE GIRL: [slams fist on desk] Answ… -> - RT @au_idea_bot: Character A is a dryad and B is a lumberjack au ->
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