• I would like for the content of podcasts to get into my brain as quickly as just reading the text of it does. ->
• @RockLordsRock Is it mostly "remaining alive and with a roof over your head" plus "nerd stuff"? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• RT @RobGMacfarlane: Word of the day: “DERP” – in urban exploration, slang/acronym for ‘Derelict & Ruined Places’; disused sites in the buil… ->
• @RockLordsRock There is always the "do I buy this in bulk to save money" vs "I will never eat that much of this thing and it will be wasted" in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock the only thing to buy in bulk is like… loo roll and cleaning products and then I guess…spreadsheet out yr week's meals? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock also budget in an advent calendar in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock Nooo that is the worrrrrst. Also, when I've done that I've always forgotten vegetables in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock IT IS THAT YEAR in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock the little lego models go ON the tree in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock I mean, you have to have a nerd tree right? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• RT @chrisphin: This is so cool! Person takes long exposure photo of themselves rock climbing while wearing LEDs. (From https://t.co/s8lK1K4… ->
• @RockLordsRock what are your thoughts on upside down christmas trees? in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• @RockLordsRock https://t.co/fnC6sHmNPs in reply to RockLordsRock ->
• Mum: Where are the hot dogs?
  Me: …in the can that says "salsichas"?
  Mum: I don't want to go out in the dark for b… https://t.co/gW3wpCQSq0 ->
• RT @EricaFails: I'm not buying any of these "millenials are calling their moms about how to microwave a turkey" stories because

  1. Y'all.… ->

• I mean, the turkey also usually has instructions on so ->
• Turns out gluten free mini yorkshire puddings go really well with hot dogs and potato ->
• RT @womensart1: Kate MccGwire, contemporary British sculptor who specializes in the medium of feathers #womensart https://t.co/ZcrS3sLklQ ->
• Anyway, the dude that looks like my cousin thought that I had had my hair done and no I just washed it and that is… https://t.co/3tZRiEkvg9 ->
• RT @PPathole: Computer Virus https://t.co/087BjjYOnG ->
• RT @DeletedWiki: List of deaths by cello ->

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• RT @SketchesbyBoze: Lord grant me the unearned confidence of Branwell Bronte, who accidentally set his bed on fire and thought he was a bet… ->
• Anyway it is the time of year where I don't want to do anything, but past me bought a ticket to Postmodern Jukebox… https://t.co/Qsx60IZ8B8 ->
• I mean, past me also got a ticket to a Rememberance concert that had Faure's and Rutter's Requiems and you know I don't like Rutter's one ->
• The best part about Rutter's requiem was the bit where we had the Islamic call to prayer but like that's not actual… https://t.co/7bqYgnUdwI ->

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• RT @jules_su: The cool thing about asking “Why are these kids doing a ‘sig heil’ salute?” is that you immediately get doxxed and @TwitterSu… ->
• RT @jules_su: Eight hours, about two dozen phone calls later… still waiting @TwitterSupport & @jack. https://t.co/tpjqmWK5t8 ->
• Today, the mushroom bolognese at work did not appear to have any mushrooms in and at Mass the priest compared the c… https://t.co/pYGcTIWRqY ->
• RT @zdarsky: I admire Ryan Reynolds for voicing Pikachu so he can make fun of himself for voicing Pikachu in Deadpool 3 ->

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• RT @bex_bambi: boys who message me on instagram because they’ve seen me on tinder are not GDPR compliant ->

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• The thing I remember mostly about Remembrance Sunday, is that my Dad would never join us at Mass – he would have go… https://t.co/gMvPyH8aiN ->
• Today though, my Mum has been thinking about how she's never made so many hot drinks before, because my Dad used to… https://t.co/Eonb4jJ0Eb in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And like, ok, this would be fine if it was a regular mug, but like this is my Dad's mug on the left. https://t.co/cEbAnDfHf6 in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And the only time he didn't drink tea was on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday and he'd be standing in the kitchen peer… https://t.co/mt021ZXOvJ in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• @grrlinterrupted the RAF though like basically in a bunker underground looking at radar. Or uhhh volunteering to ha… https://t.co/nEjS3VwrV8 in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• Anyway, tomorrow is my work's Diwali celebration which is always late because for some reason we always have a big… https://t.co/UU8a7kwWPl ->
• And basically all of us live to see her excited about the annual Diwali lunch and hear about her bridge-playing exploits. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• In other news, there are 3 Chinese takeaways within 3 miles of my house with "panda" in their name and like I am al… https://t.co/q1kSNyjjZM ->
• @AnnLarimer ikr in reply to AnnLarimer ->
• RT @SirEviscerate: SOME WHITE GUY IN LIKE THE 1300s: *eats food with spices for the first time* Holy fuck I will start wars and commit geno… ->

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• RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/MNRqYZUm19 ->
• That thing where you are thinking about how you are not actually religious, but then remember you go to church at l… https://t.co/2IdHIV8Ve4 ->
• RT @lilianedwards: Spotted on LinkedIn

  “I am planning to deliver GDPR training via the medium of contemporary dance workshops to be broad… ->

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• RT @simaenaga_bot: https://t.co/6R0xj8dtpY ->
• RT @seneca: Soooo, a guy in Indiana made his horse an AT-AT costume, and now the horse loves the costume so much that he gets upset when th… ->
• RT @BBCR1: Things you normally forget:

  Your friends birthday
  Putting the bins out
  Talking to R2-D2 in Star Wars?

  The full interview… ->

• It has taken an extraordinarily long time for my mum to explain to someone that our bins are collected on a differe… https://t.co/PgMIV1WqBS ->
• They keeps trying to say it must be Thursday but like… we know when our bins are collected. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• And really, I would think it's those 14 first houses that are on the wrong day considering the other 100-odd homes have the same day as us. in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• @ErisLovesMovies Our council tweets what bin week it is and have like… a widget on their website so you can shove… https://t.co/ZFNEIkd42f in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->

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