• @MATcomics NO. BUT PACIFIC RIM THE FILM DID BECAUSE AWESOME in reply to MATcomics ->
• That thing when both you and your mum say "the BBC translator is Chinese" ->
• The other thing is how my mum's been mildly ranting about how all businesses in Malaysia, even Chinese ones, had to have Malay employees… ->
• …but if you look at the government, where are the Chinese ministers? ->
• @piratemoggy :O in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy INCIDENTALLY, are you going to the Winter Soldier thing at the apple store on Friday? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @ashenkey GOOD. The ninjas worked in reply to ashenkey ->
• RT @radiomaru: if my phone died and i had to use a payphone in an emergency literally the only phone number i remember would be my parents’ ->
• I also remember my old work number, my mum's old work number and my DEAD GRANDPARENTS' phone number ->
• Oh. And the Childline number. ->
• @kakapojayne That's the point of Cards Against Humanity, I think in reply to kakapojayne ->
• @kakapojayne annnnd this is why I should read my timeline in reverse order rather than oldest first in reply to kakapojayne ->
• @piratemoggy Meet the Film-makers thing with Russos, ANTHONY MACKIE and SEB STAN. http://t.co/CgtDjWCIGB in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy If we clutch at each other when too excited instead of them we will not get arrested right? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Ahahahahaha Malaysian press conference veering into usual Malaysian press type speculation ->
• @piratemoggy I am painting my nails all Winter Soldier themed. And pondering if I can be bothered to bring Bucky Bear with me in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy BUCKY BEAR. The greatest and cutest of bears. I should write that fic where he is the Doctor's companion really in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @sebpatrick There have been a few BTS and B-roll videos released. in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @JamesHunt @sebpatrick I'm waiting for the Bucky/Cap/Nat threeway kiss. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @piratemoggy I think it is the fic wot gets Natasha's POV the best in all history of fic in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @BIGJOSHWOODFIN: Doesn't matter if you liked or disliked her, this obituary for Clarissa Dickson Wright is amazing. What a life http://t… ->
• RT @eruvadhril: Odo is human, the head of the Klingon empire is a changeling, I have no idea what is going on any more #DS9 ->
• RT @empiremagazine: To be in with a chance of winning 1 of 2 pairs of tickets to the Captain America: The Winter Soldier UK premiere on Mar… ->
• RT @SFXmagazine: RT for a chance to win one of two pairs of tickets to the Captain America: The Winter Soldier UK premiere in London this T… ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: A whole entire week until Captain America 2. #AGONY ->
• Why is there a helicopter that looks a bit like a chinook flying over my house? ->
• RT @empiremagazine: It's hard to argue with the internet, eh? http://t.co/4Q38XGftYl #BananamanMovie http://t.co/1Af2tvXbEu ->
• RT @eruvadhril: "Shakaar's not the father!"
  "Then who is?"
  "Chief O'Brien."
  Masterful trolling from Nerys there A+ well done #DS9 ->
• @piratemoggy GIVE ME THEIR NAMES. I HAVE VENGENCE TO ENACT. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• The Shopping Trip of the Doctor (and Rory) by herdivineshadow – Doctor Who (2005), A-Babies … http://t.co/K6FfhrFvL4 via @ao3org ->
• RT @samalden: 'the existence of the magic school bus invalidates all the science it purports to teach' -my brother, still killing it ->

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• Does anything taste better than free cheesecake? ->
• Or in fact, free hot chocolate with the free cheesecake? ->
• elderflower and rhubarb cheesecake omgggg ->
• In other news, my mum got a lenovo tablet. This is going to be…interesting ->
• @pennyb @villainny Hahahaha oh man. Only me and one person I know use it, and we started about 7 years ago. in reply to pennyb ->
• RT @BBCBreaking: Celebrity chef Clarissa Dickson Wright, known for TV show Two Fat Ladies, dies aged 66 http://t.co/7aUb8zbnwI ->
• @drop_of_indigo THERE ARE NO FAT LADIES LEFT ;_; ->
• @drop_of_indigo I just saw her on that medieval thing the other day #RIPClarissaDixonWright in reply to drop_of_indigo ->
• RT @HayleyAtwell: Couldn't help photobombing on the red carpet… http://t.co/I3IFUw4Cfu ->
• RT @snacky: Today in the Snackfood Deathmatch, it's Chocolate Covered Pretzels vs. Toblerone: http://t.co/PEr7yPQDAQ Come vote! ->
• @piratemoggy The library of photos on yr phone of really cool people? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @BoredElonMusk: Modern web design explained in a simple Venn Diagram: http://t.co/C8QzD5gexn ->
• @Hello_Tailor Make it about a lady who's surname is Hourman in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @Hello_Tailor This is why I shouldn't read tweets oldest to newest really in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• RT @BenMcCool: Gandalf checking his email. http://t.co/gQztcS5gy3 ->
• RT @empiremagazine: Angelina Jolie unfurls her wings in a new banner for Maleficent: http://t.co/MooIuvzQ7G http://t.co/6ceTEPwyCe ->
• @McKelvie They are AMAZING in reply to McKelvie ->
• Suspect my mum is talking about me on the phone ->
• About how I can dress nicely, but choose to dress like a hobo most of the time. ->
• I think the person she's talking to must have seen me wearing something other than jeans and a t-shirt and is like… astounded. ->
• @piratemoggy omggggg I was legit guessing a gallery of cool people and nothing more hahaha in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @Hello_Tailor: OH MY GOD MALEFICENT HAS WINGS. http://t.co/HRfySY8QLL WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ->
• @nikki "I'm feeling a bit squashed, Mum." in reply to nikki ->
• @piratemoggy omg woah in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @piratemoggy: If some idiot was buying themself a latex catsuit for cosplay, would they be well advised to go for a bigger size than nor… ->
• @ashenkey LIES. My mum doesn't know who she is, therefore she is not well-known ENOUGH in reply to ashenkey ->
• @piratemoggy MUSHROOMS. om nom nom nom in reply to piratemoggy ->

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• @piratemoggy Did I eat yr share of food and you had my share of booze? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy Clearly we are not quantumly entangled enough for the offset to work in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @newloveletter …what. He expected you to diss your own mum? Over a tattoo? Whut? in reply to newloveletter ->
• @Hello_Tailor Snow White & the Huntsman was less disappointing than I expected but I ignored all the male characters while watching. in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• As cool as leaving the planet would be, I don't think I want to do all the astronaut stuff ->
• @newloveletter …like.. wow. Did he just not think that insulting your mum would not be offensive to you or something? in reply to newloveletter ->
• @newloveletter He thought you were…dressed for work, at work? Your boss? WEIRD in reply to newloveletter ->
• @ianloring He could still do that on Earth and it would be cheaper in reply to ianloring ->
• @newloveletter Are you emotionally compromised? in reply to newloveletter ->

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• RT @eruvadhril: MILES IS TEACHING MOLLY TO PLAY DARTS. THIS IS THE BEST. #DS9 ->
• ahhh Janetter you are great but once in a while you revert all the settings to Japanese & tiny font ->
• I've somehow turned something on that makes Janetter put smiley faces next to people who follow me in my TL. It's quite nice ->
• @sebpatrick Once again my Luddite stance on technology is useful. in reply to sebpatrick ->
• RT @Buzzbeedesigns: Everything is awesome lego head downloadable PDF cross stitch pattern http://t.co/pQutXbnFES http://t.co/BKyWA5iZZ1 ->
• @tom_bateman Happy Birthday! in reply to tom_bateman ->
• @nikki Asda has tiny superman and batman outfits! in reply to nikki ->
• I have a GIANT custard cream ->
• @wanderlustlover Um. Write meta about the favourite foods of the characters only. in reply to wanderlustlover ->
• @Hello_Tailor Surely the thing to do is get them addicted to Hellblazer as well as SPN? in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• OH GOD I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE WINTER SOLDIER. ->
• I am probably equally excited about the fic and art that'll come out afterwards. ->
• @ianloring I liked it when I saw it, but it ended really abruptly I thought in reply to ianloring ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt You have an infographic about actors who've been in more than one comicbook film somewhere right? I didn't imagine it ->
• @sebpatrick @JamesHunt I KNEW IT. in reply to sebpatrick ->
• RT @snacky: Today, in the Snackfood Deathmatch, it's graham crackers vs. fruit hand pies: http://t.co/e0HKMy9Jp3 Come vote! ->

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• @JamesHunt I…grew up visiting my parents at work in psychiatric hospitals. That overpowers any witty pun-liners in reply to JamesHunt ->
• THORINGTON CRESCENT ALERT: http://t.co/5wgDhyQVmk ->
• @ashenkey SEND NINJAS AFTER HIM in reply to ashenkey ->
• @sebpatrick I am going to believe that they are talking about socialists from a particular region of France in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @sebpatrick I want them to release Cap early so I can make my cousin's kid see it as well as my mum in reply to sebpatrick ->
• @Jook They are an abomination in reply to Jook ->
• @ashenkey Odds that he never listens to voicemail? in reply to ashenkey ->
• @ashenkey Also ninjas. in reply to ashenkey ->
• RT @SFXmagazine: FILM REVIEW Under The Skin: Scarlett Johansson is a predatory alien in Jonathan Glazer’s beguiling, hypnotic film. http:/… ->
• RT @SFXmagazine: FILM REVIEW The Zero Theorem: Christoph Waltz excels in Terry Gilliam’s oddball fantasy. http://t.co/UWtMpRP9EB ->
• @piratemoggy I realise only after finishing my gluing that maybe using fabric glue without the windows open at night was baaad in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @cleolinda: Hannibal without people: an eerie, gorgeous video. http://t.co/27Fah8qBZG ->
• I just liked "Hannibal. Without people." on Vimeo: http://t.co/cJvQCsdnn7 ->
• @piratemoggy Open the windows! Have a glass of water! And a quick lie down! in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @snacky: Today in the Snackfood Deathmatch, it's Twinkies vs. Mini Donuts: http://t.co/1SwhHv62eE Come vote! #twinkies ->
• @parodyofvirtue @SFXmagazine Which bit? about being an alien? I… think I knew that one going into see it the first time in reply to parodyofvirtue ->
• @Hello_Tailor Ahhahahahahaomg. OF COURSE NOW? Now I am wondering if there will be Castiel/Constantine fic in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• RT @MarvelUK: Cap and Hawkeye reunite on the #CaptainAmerica The Winter Soldier LA red carpet last night http://t.co/xuKnE5SMPq ->
• RT @eruvadhril: It’s like Q decided “Clearly I failed to get into Picard’s pants because I was NOT OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH.” #Voyager ->
• @Hello_Tailor @bcoolfilm Doesn't Evans only have Avengers 2 and Cap 3 left? in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• @Hello_Tailor @bcoolfilm That gives him a chance to be Black Widow's sidekick in her film! in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• #Conspiracy @MarvelUK ->
• @thisisyourfault ZOMBIE GABBY in reply to thisisyourfault ->
• RT @JayMalinowski: "Then do what you need to get by. You might be the truth, you might be the lie" a lyric vid for Set Me Free, friends. ht… ->
• RT @WhoIsMartel: I am alone, I lean on the ship rail, many stars overhead. I search the night horizon, overheard on radio, bad storm coming. ->
• @thisisyourfault MEEE MEEE ALWAYS MEEEE :D:D:D in reply to thisisyourfault ->
• RT @BuckyIsotope: *Cyclops from the X-Men joins police as detective*
  *studies body*
  Looks like we have a-
  *whips off sunglasses*
  *blasts bo… ->
• @frankturner I thought it was in July in reply to frankturner ->

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• @piratemoggy I am going to see it again on Easter Monday at the BFI. SO EXCITED. omg. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy I think I need to watch it and have ribena ice lollys at the same time in reply to piratemoggy ->
• I… may have fallen into a psychometry wikipedia hole and can't get up ->
• @Hedgeypig Is it of Eve looking fab in the foreground and Cumberbatch photobombing her in the distance? in reply to Hedgeypig ->
• RT @thegermanfor: The German for getting married because you think it's your last chance is Torschlusspanik which means gate shutting panic. ->
• RT @PennyRed: Just found out that there is an area of SF, in between Nob Hill and The Tenderloin, called The Tendernob. Have now been laugh… ->
• RT @TheMichaelMoran: This is my new favourite picture http://t.co/k5s3Cw73LD ->
• “The Faster You Spin” by Sparrow and the Workshop is my new jam. ♫ Listen: http://t.co/vJcCxO0Fy1 ->
• Moooooon Knight ->
• Basically, I've realised that the post-swim wait until Mum finishes her line dancing is the best comics reading time. ->
• @HippieGeekGirl I'm…kind of a middle of the day person rather than an explicit morning person in reply to HippieGeekGirl ->
• So. My mum keeps falling asleep while she's watching Hannibal ->
• @lyle_catcliffe I kind of feel bad for people who need a specific day for those things. in reply to lyle_catcliffe ->
• @piratemoggy COMICS TIEM in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy Somehow… I am going to be at church everyday over the next 3 days, so I'll send a request upstairs for you on that in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @Aqualice IT IS SO GOOD in reply to Aqualice ->
• @piratemoggy I want to see that, but with lingerie-clad lady ALSO wearing a Patrick Bateman murder raincoat WIELDING AN AXE over her victim in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @mikeryan: If I were a government spy, I would give up every covert secret as opposed to sitting at the glaucoma test air puff machine. ->
• RT @glynmoody: YouTube Gives UK Gov't Broad Powers To Censor Videos It Doesn't Like, Even If They're Legal – https://t.co/jiB21nVC3T awful … ->
• @JamesHunt I really don't like the Thor 2 one. If it's supposed to be a secure psychiatric ward in London they are really noooot like that. in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @JamesHunt ADMITTEDLY, most people don't get to visit them. in reply to JamesHunt ->

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• @rachelgeorge You know, I think my cousin flies there sometimes. I should check. All I know is that he wasn't piloting the missing plane in reply to rachelgeorge ->
• SO formspring didn't actually shutdown, it just got renamed then? ->
• My mum is fasting for a thing. She has congratulated me on my choice of cold leftover quiche for dinner cos it doesn't smell ->
• I did not point out that she doesn't like quiche and literally no one else in the house is going to eat it but me ->
• RT @westfieldlondon: FOLLOW US & RT for a chance to WIN tickets to @MarvelUK’s #CaptainAmerica #WinterSoldier premiere @westfieldlondon htt… ->
• My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Feeder (3), AFI (3) & The Gaslight Anthem (3) http://t.co/WCAk7yYacg ->
• @JamesHunt No in reply to JamesHunt ->
• @piratemoggy BUT IT IS CAPTAIN AMERICA 2. It IS SO EXCITING OMGOMgomgomgomg in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy I have mostly been trying to think about this: http://t.co/WxVY9uUxc0 in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy READ THIS FIC: http://t.co/UkNzphH5hM in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @WhoIsMartel: We left port. The ship started to heave. I went to the rail and heaved. Unfortunately the wind blew it back at me. ->
• @HayleyAtwell I've probably still got the one with the watermelon somewhere in reply to HayleyAtwell ->
• @piratemoggy ikr? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @piratemoggy @superpitching You need ribena ice lollies. FACT in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @drop_of_indigo I DIRECT YR ATTENTION TO THE RIGHT https://t.co/HWLFoKqF5q ->
• RT @smartmatt: STOP TALKING AND TAKE MY MONEY RT @ShortList: Marmite stuffed crust. Three glorious words, together at last: http://t.co/ubk… ->
• RT @Danjite: Tired of "daylight savings time" & winters? Fund my kickstarter to move Earth's axis of rotation to absolute solar vertical. #… ->
• RT @Film4: "It was like doing a million piece jigsaw puzzle with no picture on the box." Paul Watts on editing Under The Skin: http://t.co/… ->
• @piratemoggy and wear a nice jacket with matching trousers and matching gloves and matching hair? in reply to piratemoggy ->
• @mrtonylee Does that time the TARDIS went after Donna in a Santa-driven car count? Was that in London? in reply to mrtonylee ->
• @piratemoggy YESSSS because it's not about the beginning or the end of a thing but the nice bit in the middle in reply to piratemoggy ->
• Anyone got any recs for books about growing orchids? ->
• @piratemoggy Yesssss. I should dig out my kimono and waft about the house. in reply to piratemoggy ->
• RT @fpinternational: Comics ARE for children! @damianjohnson organises a comic con at his primary school! http://t.co/LtcDtdvvda A top, top… ->
• @kakapojayne Yep. in reply to kakapojayne ->
• @piratemoggy This may be the reason I bought green leather gloves. in reply to piratemoggy ->

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• why do kidneys look so delicious? ->
• RT @syn: Would anyone be interested in co-hosting a regular podcast about infosec, crypto, and similar nerdery? The current ones lack discu… ->
• @petitmew YAYAYAY in reply to petitmew ->
• RT @andrislinz: The #‎metamorphosis of @frankturner: http://t.co/F8C42NqBd2 at #Dynamo in #Zurich. http://t.co/EPROu7hvnp ->
• RT @snacky: In today's Snackfood Deathmatch, it's PopTarts vs. cereal: http://t.co/CtybVYys26 Come vote! ->
• So the cadbury's dairy milk with the ritz crackers in is AMAZE ->
• @zombiewes I don't like the taste or texture of kidney tho. I would eat human flesh if it could be grown in a vat in reply to zombiewes ->
• @zombiewes Oh… I'd eat intestines, stomach and brain tho. Liver doesn't taste good, so that's out in reply to zombiewes ->
• @drop_of_indigo http://t.co/Nv87zK98PP ->

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• RT @JermHimselfish: Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet. ->
• @dreaminred I think that's a twitter thing, rather than a Hootsuite thing. in reply to dreaminred ->
• @teamrockradio Is the BTTF musical coming out on the day that Marty arrives in the future then? ->
• RT @eruvadhril: NOG IS THE BEST #DS9 ->
• The best thing about being desensitised to extreme violence by modern media is being unbothered by vivid murder-dreams ->
• @MATcomics YAY in reply to MATcomics ->
• @mstorijo *hughug* in reply to mstorijo ->
• @parodyofvirtue YESSSSS I am going to see it again on Easter Monday in reply to parodyofvirtue ->
• @parodyofvirtue Yeahhh it came out in other places in like… September? I saw it at LFF first last year. I guess it's a bit niche in reply to parodyofvirtue ->
• @parodyofvirtue As soon as it's out on DVD we should do a showing with ribena ice lollys and make everyone watch in reply to parodyofvirtue ->
• RT @ruthi: Go not to twitter for counsel, for they will say both 'no' and 'yes' and 'why is this trending?' ->
• RT @snacky: Today in the Snackfood Deathmatch, we've got hummus and pita vs. chicken fingers! http://t.co/hdUMoyulUZ Come vote! ->
• Why is it so hard to get my mum a red cardie? ->
• @Hello_Tailor Lucy Griffiths tho. I liked her as Marian in Robin Hoodie. in reply to Hello_Tailor ->
• Video: Tegan and Sara “Dancing In The Dark” – Hangin’ On E Street (by Bruce Springsteen) http://t.co/AXq14T2uaQ ->
• @Aqualice It was AWESOME right? in reply to Aqualice ->

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