I have once again done that thing where I moved slightly and cracked my underwire

The thing about being a 5 hours of sleep at a time kind of person is that when that when you lie down for a moment at 8.30pm, sometimes it is suddenly 1.30am and you are super awake

Buymeapopemobile.co.uk

I don’t think I’m getting one, but I’ve not ruled out being elected pope one day and expect it comes with the job

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In weird things that I know, the Pope’s blessing only counts if you’re watching or listening live, so won’t work if you watch back the livestream

So far this week, the questions I’ve been getting at work are the usual database things but also now pope-stuff, as I guess I am the unofficial delegate from the catholic church to my workplace

My tiktok fyp has gone from being full of Conclave (2024) to Conclave (actualfax) which…ehhh not unexpected tbh.

Fascinating to watch what basically what happens in a regular funeral, talked about like it’s on a nature documentary.

Anyway, here’s that time I* had an audience with the Pope.

* Me, my Mum and a few hundred other people.

I realise the order of service is probably on the Vatican’s website but the handy thing about Mass being the same in all languages AND knowing Latin is that I just not look at a website that has always looked terrible