{"id":30285,"date":"2018-09-25T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-25T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/09\/tweets-for-2018-09-24\/30285"},"modified":"2018-09-25T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-25T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2018-09-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/09\/30285\/tweets-for-2018-09-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2018-09-24"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charliesaidthat\">@charliesaidthat<\/a> The only thing I can think of is window tax but it&#039;s not a thing anymore <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charliesaidthat\/statuses\/1044267717707124736\">in reply to charliesaidthat<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044269821783932929\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Did&#8230;. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/5USATV\">@5USATV<\/a>&#039;s Access just confuse Gemma Chan with Constance Wu? They mentioned the two leads of Crazy Rich Asia\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QpeR3c7tKt\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/QpeR3c7tKt<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044272379269206021\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum&#039;s just asked why the oven clock and the clock in front of the TV are both fast by different amounts. Had to rem\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xRBD1CG0CC\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/xRBD1CG0CC<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044274050661535745\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8230;the kinetic watch, that she gave me, which is never right because I don&#039;t move enough and have to keep put it forward randomly <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044274050661535745\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044274180735340544\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I don&#039;t understand how the proceedings of a funeral take so much time here <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044302289475907584\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ok, my A-ma&#039;s funeral took 3 days, which make sense because burning that much paper money takes a lot of time <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044302289475907584\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044302855446953986\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And then various friends and more distant relatives would drop by and pay their respects etc and it was all catered by the funeral directors <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044302855446953986\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044304036713975809\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>But like, the people dropping by were only expected to stay for half an hour tops and then they could go <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044304036713975809\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044304208781070338\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Tomorrow I&#039;m going to a funeral and the Mass is probably going to be an hour, which fine, that&#039;s how long Mass is b\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vd2UmN9b51\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/vd2UmN9b51<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044304208781070338\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044305392925323270\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>AND THIS IS WHY I USUALLY JUST GO TO THE RELIGIOUS SERVICE OR WHATEVER AND THEN LEAVE <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044305392925323270\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044305625432412162\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And like, I know how expensive catering the reception after a funeral is because we did that for Dad and I guess th\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dyLwGZF7P6\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/dyLwGZF7P6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044305625432412162\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044306324463538176\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>For my Dad&#039;s funeral, loads of people turned up and like&#8230; we didn&#039;t even tell them he was dead. It was just the o\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/05gi58Au81\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/05gi58Au81<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044306324463538176\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044306792354914305\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It is deeply weird to meet one of your Dad&#039;s former co-workers for the first time and have to comfort them on the l\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/VormXjPxRl\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/VormXjPxRl<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044306792354914305\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044307337929019393\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Incidentally, I think my Mum has her funeral Mass all planned out but the reception will be down to me and heads up\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Iec4ntHqV3\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Iec4ntHqV3<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044307337929019393\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044311628324442112\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I am watching Space Seed and the thing that makes Wrath of Khan the greatest film of all time is the literal 15 years between them <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1044315955743133696\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2018\/09\/3353\/tweets-for-2018-09-24\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@charliesaidthat The only thing I can think of is window tax but it&#039;s not a thing anymore in reply to charliesaidthat -&gt; Did&#8230;. @5USATV&#039;s Access just confuse Gemma Chan with Constance Wu? They mentioned the two leads of Crazy Rich Asia\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 https:\/\/t.co\/QpeR3c7tKt -&gt; Mum&#039;s just asked why the oven clock and the clock in front &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/09\/30285\/tweets-for-2018-09-24\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2018-09-24<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}