{"id":30145,"date":"2018-06-03T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-03T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/06\/tweets-for-2018-06-02\/30145"},"modified":"2018-06-03T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-03T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2018-06-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/06\/30145\/tweets-for-2018-06-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2018-06-02"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/socalgecko\">@socalgecko<\/a>: I want this at my desk. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BZHxDuqDKY\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/BZHxDuqDKY<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002726835753570304\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mutaharu\">@mutaharu<\/a>: kermit wearing david byrne&#039;s huge suit is my favorite <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uz4XwMNqw0\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/uz4XwMNqw0<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002727055694487552\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tarbard\">@tarbard<\/a>: I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002728117876772864\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tarbard\">@tarbard<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChrissieM\">@ChrissieM<\/a> I have to follow my local council on Twitter to know what bins to put out (luckily their weekly\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8T7cAZ8h1f\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/8T7cAZ8h1f<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tarbard\/statuses\/1002464120447397888\">in reply to tarbard<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002729733182971904\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simaenaga_bot\">@simaenaga_bot<\/a>: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GqeYaSCjN4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/GqeYaSCjN4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002730540972290048\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kakapojayne\">@kakapojayne<\/a>: Bad day to be a bird in central London <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23avianheartattacksahoy&amp;src=hash\">#avianheartattacksahoy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/1JDpboqGvD\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/1JDpboqGvD<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002828852656128000\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lucy_Worsley\">@Lucy_Worsley<\/a>: Thank you for your service, tiny kettle.  Only way to get a decent cup of tea in America. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23tinykettle&amp;src=hash\">#tinykettle<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/2RsdNk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/2RsdNk\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002850730234077184\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>But what is the consistency of double cream? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002950778628329478\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My mum said just before she went out &quot;you have a degree, so you can do it no trouble&quot;\n<p>She has said this in the pas\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ofTPrpBzz9\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/ofTPrpBzz9<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002950778628329478\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002953465906319362\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Friends, I have a software engineering degree and a masters in conflict resolution and my mum has 50+ years of expe\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/CVyi7NCHtX\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/CVyi7NCHtX<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002953465906319362\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002954483100536835\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/budgie\">@budgie<\/a> Hahahahaomg <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/budgie\/statuses\/1002963720333651969\">in reply to budgie<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002965315788173314\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The tiniest egg custard <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jfCBj0yGaG\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/jfCBj0yGaG<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002954483100536835\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002969341300756488\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Two things:\n<p>1. Maybe the custard should have been runnier? Iono<br \/>\n2. I don&#039;t even like custard tarts, I&#039;m just a nice person <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002969341300756488\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002969743479930881\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Maybe the custard isn&#039;t too eggy and I can eat one? Gonna have to wait till test subject no. 1 returns and can tell\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gYDOgARD2J\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/gYDOgARD2J<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002969743479930881\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1002970291331567616\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KeatonPatti\">@KeatonPatti<\/a>: I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of infomercials and then asked it to write an infomercial of its own. Here is the\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/1003043116771889154\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2018\/06\/3257\/tweets-for-2018-06-02\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @socalgecko: I want this at my desk. https:\/\/t.co\/BZHxDuqDKY -&gt; RT @mutaharu: kermit wearing david byrne&#039;s huge suit is my favorite https:\/\/t.co\/uz4XwMNqw0 -&gt; RT @tarbard: I made a device that checks the council website and lights up to show you what colour bin to put out. I call it the Bindicator\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 -&gt; @tarbard @ChrissieM I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/06\/30145\/tweets-for-2018-06-02\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2018-06-02<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}