{"id":30129,"date":"2018-05-20T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-20T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/05\/tweets-for-2018-05-19\/30129"},"modified":"2018-05-20T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2018-05-20T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2018-05-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/05\/30129\/tweets-for-2018-05-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2018-05-19"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HSouthwellFE\">@HSouthwellFE<\/a>: Pleased to have brought hybrid technology to UK journalism <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wLHdgFomxN\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/wLHdgFomxN<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997779352157859840\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>lol Mum got tv fixed in time to watch all these wedding shenanigans but neighbours are using their lawnmowers so bzzzzzzzzzzzinterference <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997780648566849536\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GainesOnBrains\">@GainesOnBrains<\/a>: WHO DID THIS <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WLFRr5j5os\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/WLFRr5j5os<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997787185754656768\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SurreyRoadCops\">@SurreyRoadCops<\/a>: Car stopped as it was shown uninsured.\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But Officer, I have my Meerkat\u00e2\u20ac\u009d &#8211; which was duly presented.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out the pol\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997792552379011072\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joshjmac\">@joshjmac<\/a>: Now, at noon in Rome, we have the official notice: Pope Francis has set date for canonizations of Paul VI, Oscar Romero and f\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997798058149769217\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EnlightBystand\">@EnlightBystand<\/a> or just regular high anglican <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EnlightBystand\/statuses\/997809983193575424\">in reply to EnlightBystand<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997811881158086656\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ditzkoff\">@ditzkoff<\/a>: Stay cool, just a few more moments and the heist is complete&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Nf9B70oOkk\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/Nf9B70oOkk<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997812044400418817\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum has just asked why I don&#039;t know facts about football <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997873789848510465\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum is interrogating me about what in Mourinho&#039;s personal life could make him so grumpy-looking <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997891941936369665\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>She has just shouted at one of the teams &quot;YOU SNEEZE YOU LOSE&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997891941936369665\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997892285487550465\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#039;m not sure why we are watching this football match other than she is still feeling festive after the wedding this\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/UcsVYuHiBR\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/UcsVYuHiBR<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997892285487550465\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997892656016617473\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum has now explained what offside is to me. Sound suspiciously like she is talking about the rules of netball, not football <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997892656016617473\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997894594410024960\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Yes. She is talking about the rules of netball. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997894594410024960\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997894898106986496\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>and now she says anything could happen <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997894898106986496\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997900554230812673\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I feel like Prince William showing up to dish out the trophy is unlikely tho&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997900554230812673\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997900906959171584\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HSouthwellFE\">@HSouthwellFE<\/a> &lt;3 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/AVIhWDKGHY\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/AVIhWDKGHY<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HSouthwellFE\/statuses\/997904796433645568\">in reply to HSouthwellFE<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/997912697437147138\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2018\/05\/3244\/tweets-for-2018-05-19\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @HSouthwellFE: Pleased to have brought hybrid technology to UK journalism https:\/\/t.co\/wLHdgFomxN -&gt; lol Mum got tv fixed in time to watch all these wedding shenanigans but neighbours are using their lawnmowers so bzzzzzzzzzzzinterference -&gt; RT @GainesOnBrains: WHO DID THIS https:\/\/t.co\/WLFRr5j5os -&gt; RT @SurreyRoadCops: Car stopped as it was shown uninsured. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But Officer, I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/05\/30129\/tweets-for-2018-05-19\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2018-05-19<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}