{"id":29888,"date":"2018-01-02T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/01\/tweets-for-2018-01-01\/29888"},"modified":"2018-01-02T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2018-01-01","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/01\/29888\/tweets-for-2018-01-01\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2018-01-01"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947618566274191361\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And of course the first thing I do in 2018 is book my mum&#039;s aquafit class for next week <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947618636847443968\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/direlog\">@direlog<\/a>: i\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to spend the last few hours of 2017 just as i spent the whole year: horny, dead, broadcasting a mysterious, garbled\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947625572171120640\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MicroSFF\">@MicroSFF<\/a>: &quot;You&#039;ve been chosen,&quot; the spirit said.<br \/>\n&quot;What?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Save the world, make it kinder, cleaner, safer.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Me?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Yes.&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Alone?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;We ch\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947627148088659968\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HSouthwellFE\">@HSouthwellFE<\/a> a filthy avengers\/scooby doo crossover? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HSouthwellFE\/statuses\/947769838163939328\">in reply to HSouthwellFE<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947771604599234561\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GermanQuatsch\">@GermanQuatsch<\/a>: tomcat breakfast<br \/>\ndas Katerfr\u00c3\u00bchst\u00c3\u00bcck<br \/>\nhangover breakfast \/ morning after breakfast <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947772990221176832\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PaperFury\">@PaperFury<\/a>: FOR THIS COMING YEAR REMEMBER TO&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 get enough sleep<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 drink water<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 raise a kraken to be your son<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u00a2 finally get a vorpal\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947775511291416577\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>today i guess I am cooking a duck <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947780337182150656\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Why yes I am sitting on a plastic step watching this duck like it&#039;s the washing machine <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LBXEyDzKGW\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/LBXEyDzKGW<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947780337182150656\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947801612474568705\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Don&#039;t tell me you didn&#039;t watch the washing machine go round a few times as a kid <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947801612474568705\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947801808575057920\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EvansBeard\">@EvansBeard<\/a>: <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/a971a6235a_1f440.png\" alt=\"\u00f0\u0178\u2018\u20ac\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/> It&#039;s about me! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lV7GDuvBTM\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/lV7GDuvBTM<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947803655331373056\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/COLORnMATT\">@COLORnMATT<\/a>: Happy New Year indeed. Someone found the dogs! We drove up to the mountains to get them. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re so thin and exhausted. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122l\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947908102224977920\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jensaysthings\">@jensaysthings<\/a>: Bro and I workshopped what the opposite of a dumpster fire would be.\n<p>May your 2018 be a rainbow treasure box: filled wi\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/947908775129821185\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2018\/01\/3114\/tweets-for-2018-01-01\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! -&gt; And of course the first thing I do in 2018 is book my mum&#039;s aquafit class for next week -&gt; RT @direlog: i\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to spend the last few hours of 2017 just as i spent the whole year: horny, dead, broadcasting a mysterious, garbled\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 -&gt; RT @MicroSFF: &quot;You&#039;ve been chosen,&quot; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2018\/01\/29888\/tweets-for-2018-01-01\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2018-01-01<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}