{"id":29496,"date":"2017-03-09T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-09T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2017-03-09T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2017-03-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2017\/03\/29496\/tweets-for-2017-03-08\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2017-03-08"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ErisLovesMovies\">@ErisLovesMovies<\/a> To attract female members for film club, they need to burn all the existing men in the club at the stake <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ErisLovesMovies\/statuses\/839548064998146048\">in reply to ErisLovesMovies<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839568262228738048\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\">@adjaruli<\/a> I&#039;ve not seen anyone so excited to tell people that she was drunk, as my mum at 8am at Heathrow after trying 7 whiskies &amp; 1 brandy <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\/statuses\/839557813827473416\">in reply to adjaruli<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839569661549285378\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\">@adjaruli<\/a> I had to take her away for half a full English before she could spend any money <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\/statuses\/839557813827473416\">in reply to adjaruli<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839569773679808519\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/taddmike\">@taddmike<\/a>: OH. MY. GOD. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/4E98DW6Xtr\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/4E98DW6Xtr<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839570569767059456\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vanderjames\">@vanderjames<\/a>: The best thing about being famous at 20 is that when you turn 40, you make everybody else feel old, too. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839581449158340608\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrogCroakley\">@FrogCroakley<\/a> My Dad left me some swords and what looks like a baby battleaxe. We should team up. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrogCroakley\/statuses\/839498278316146693\">in reply to FrogCroakley<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839607539310415872\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\">@adjaruli<\/a> The whiskey was cos she was picking a bottle for her brother. The brandy just cos she likes brandy &amp; the salesperson rec&#039;ed it <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\/statuses\/839585633945407489\">in reply to adjaruli<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839607743149375490\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\">@adjaruli<\/a> and maybe like. to wash down all the expensive whiskey <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839607743149375490\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839607858522124290\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is a photo of my late Dad. As you can see, fairly beardy. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uq2DrSzR14\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/uq2DrSzR14<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608371535876099\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is him when I was like&#8230; 3? I don&#039;t know, I was only small. Also, my Granddad (also beardy). My Dad always ha\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/k7x7ZBS4K7\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/k7x7ZBS4K7<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608371535876099\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608692567834626\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>(Apart from the two occasions on which he accidentally shaved it off) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608692567834626\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608849858453504\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My Dad was also a psychiatric nurse on a locked forensic ward. Some of the patients there had shaved heads. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839608849858453504\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839609551095738368\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Out of all the nurses on the ward, which one do you think they used to ask to shave their heads for them? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839609551095738368\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839609814414213120\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That&#039;s right. The lone bearded nurse who hadn&#039;t been near a razor since the early 70s. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839609814414213120\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839610123882496001\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ANYWAY it&#039;s occurred to me that I still use a lot of the haircare tips my Dad gave me &#8211; use Flex conditioner on long hair <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839610123882496001\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839610847408291840\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>(Not had hair long enough for those measure for about 15 years tho) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839610847408291840\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839611670104260608\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>(Incidentally, my Dad hadn&#039;t had hair long enough to need Flex for about that length of time when I did need it) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839611670104260608\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839612060501741568\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And use Vosene or Polytar when your scalp goes haywire. The sweet sweet smell of medicated shampoo is what&#039;s got me thinking about it <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839612060501741568\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839612376408330242\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And in the end, we never did figure out how to dye his hair metallic green. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839612376408330242\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/839612997928615936\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2017\/03\/2893\/tweets-for-2017-03-08\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@ErisLovesMovies To attract female members for film club, they need to burn all the existing men in the club at the stake in reply to ErisLovesMovies -&gt; @adjaruli I&#039;ve not seen anyone so excited to tell people that she was drunk, as my mum at 8am at Heathrow after trying 7 whiskies &amp; 1 brandy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2017\/03\/29496\/tweets-for-2017-03-08\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2017-03-08<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29496"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29496\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}