{"id":29189,"date":"2016-08-20T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-20T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2016\/08\/tweets-for-2016-08-19\/29189"},"modified":"2016-08-20T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2016-08-20T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2016-08-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2016\/08\/29189\/tweets-for-2016-08-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2016-08-19"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The thing about normally wearing flat shoes is that when I wear heels I wonder if my knees are bending the wrong way <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766543792404992000\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I mean, it&#039;s possible, because my fingers are double jointed and my elbows do the same sort of thing <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766543925406334976\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WHERE IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT ON MEDIUM SIZED HEELS SO I CAN COMPARE OUR KNEES? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766544004909457409\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I guess I am just going to have to google for pictures, I cannot believe none of you are dashing over here to wear shoes <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766544643802566656\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sebpatrick\">@sebpatrick<\/a> I only have cheese on toasted hot cross buns tho <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sebpatrick\/statuses\/766562814483959808\">in reply to sebpatrick<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766564996973289472\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\">@adjaruli<\/a> I am excited that you are doing this! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adjaruli\/statuses\/766563828356100096\">in reply to adjaruli<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766565243984019457\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I guess wondering about the potential double-jointedness of my knees is better than thinking about a funeral I&#039;m missing to go to a wedding <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766565821598437378\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Obviously, funerals are more of a last minute arrangement, as it were <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766565821598437378\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766566331198103552\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Both feel pretty weird tbh <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766566331198103552\">in reply to herdivineshadow<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766566668138983425\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>BUT ANYWAY I am going to focus on the fact that I&#039;ve not noticed that my knees are probably a bit double-jointed for the last 30+ years <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766566941322534912\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/katbrown\">@katbrown<\/a>: Luckily, I am &#8211; wait for it &#8211; OUTSTANDING IN MY OWN FIELD <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nwzGwXBonF\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/t.co\/nwzGwXBonF<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766573130869506048\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theirishfor\">@theirishfor<\/a>: The Irish word &#039;duarc\u00c3\u00a1n&#039; means a wet blanket\/killjoy\/funslayer\/craic vortex\/&quot;banter sponge&quot;\/joie-de-vivre solvent\/mirth er\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766690632677089281\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/growlery\">@growlery<\/a> I basically just applied for one thing at a time until I got something, luckily I live with my mum <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/growlery\/statuses\/766651951119527936\">in reply to growlery<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766702583469793280\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/growlery\">@growlery<\/a> if you have not already started watching it, watch it! it was fairly relaxing to watch the other day for me <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/growlery\/statuses\/766703082940010496\">in reply to growlery<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/766730640880316416\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2016\/08\/2710\/tweets-for-2016-08-19\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The thing about normally wearing flat shoes is that when I wear heels I wonder if my knees are bending the wrong way -&gt; I mean, it&#039;s possible, because my fingers are double jointed and my elbows do the same sort of thing -&gt; WHERE IS SOMEONE WHO CAN PUT ON MEDIUM SIZED HEELS SO &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2016\/08\/29189\/tweets-for-2016-08-19\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2016-08-19<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}