{"id":28376,"date":"2014-05-27T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/05\/tweets-for-2014-05-26\/28376"},"modified":"2014-05-27T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2014-05-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/05\/28376\/tweets-for-2014-05-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2014-05-26"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> I only thought it was so they would be alphabetically first :\/ <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\/statuses\/470719685051559936\">in reply to tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470721665924890624\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> Man. They wanted uneducated voters, this is what comes with it tho. Lack of basic reading comprehension <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\/statuses\/470722046516023298\">in reply to tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470722536310046722\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> this automatically makes you cool <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\/statuses\/470738098272624640\">in reply to tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470740756555378689\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The problem with napping between 6pm and 8pm? It is suddenly 3am <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470746037226053633\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hahah Mum&#039;s just taken the durian out to defrost and it smells so good she&#039;s going to have some too. can&#039;t breathe on anyone tomorrow <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470856718910758912\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum: &quot;Can you smell gas?&quot; Me: &quot;That&#039;s the durian.&quot; Mum: &quot;Nooooo.&quot; Me: &quot;Do you want to defrost it outside?&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470857928032129024\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum: &quot;Smells like carbon monoxide.&quot; Me: &quot;You can&#039;t smell carbon monoxide.&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470858028259213312\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Now. I love the smell of durian. However it is a bit liike ripe strawberries and rotten meat in an open sewer. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470858511648571392\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hedgeypig\">@Hedgeypig<\/a> So has Karen Gillan <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hedgeypig\/statuses\/470847169009041408\">in reply to Hedgeypig<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470859946578698240\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Celebrity Skin (Divide &amp; Kreate Remix)\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/holerock\">@holerock<\/a> is my new jam. \u00e2\u2122\u00ab Listen: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Uti1urgf9Y\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Uti1urgf9Y<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470873653689991168\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BBCSheffield\">@BBCSheffield<\/a>: Newly elected Yorks &amp; Humber UKIP MEP Mike Hookem tells <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bbcsheffield\">@bbcsheffield<\/a> he doesn&#039;t plan to attend any debates in the Europe\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470876980603146240\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hedgeypig\">@Hedgeypig<\/a> exactly! It is a show with time travel. Same faces don&#039;t need to be explained at allll <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/7668731f57_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hedgeypig\/statuses\/470868037743435776\">in reply to Hedgeypig<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470881297385390080\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> AND LIKE, people vote for them. people vote for them to be in the thing they hate <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/470880485212962816\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470881966402060289\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZooHannibal\">@ZooHannibal<\/a>: These geese mate for life, ensuring that even as they succumb to madness and sin, they bring with them a sympathetic confe\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470884364843503616\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\">@smartmatt<\/a> Sure it does <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/7668731f57_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\/statuses\/470884598709501952\">in reply to smartmatt<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470884674202796032\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> &quot;Girls outside the set of Real Numbers devour your soul&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/470902788470620160\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470921259401097216\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abigailb\">@abigailb<\/a>: Wolverine&#039;s backstory tends to accumulate stories about women he makes connections with dying. You could say he is a fridge m\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470922042796437504\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McKelvie\">@McKelvie<\/a>: For years I thought &quot;A stitch in time saves nine&quot; was some weird time travel metaphor. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470954824356622336\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rey_z\">@rey_z<\/a>: Bring back 1837 laws <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/qk2mRJCCmB\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/qk2mRJCCmB<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/470980440535629824\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hahah Mum&#039;s just gone into her room and exclaimed that it smells of durian. The durian we ate EIGHT hours ago <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471016288329162752\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/7668731f57_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  I AM EXCITED FOR YOU <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\/statuses\/471016421762138112\">in reply to magpiewhale<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471016596224610304\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thelifeof_rose\">@thelifeof_rose<\/a> You neeeed to watch Penny Dreadful <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471025118022742016\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thelifeof_rose\">@thelifeof_rose<\/a> heh not stopping meeee <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23shifty&amp;src=hash\">#shifty<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thelifeof_rose\/statuses\/471025281747394560\">in reply to thelifeof_rose<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471025395316588544\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thelifeof_rose\">@thelifeof_rose<\/a> MYSTERIOUS WAYS. It has Rory Kinnear AND Alun Armstrong and omgggggggggggg <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thelifeof_rose\/statuses\/471025563059372032\">in reply to thelifeof_rose<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471025768227946496\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/understood\">@understood<\/a> SO GOOD THO <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/understood\/statuses\/471030389738594304\">in reply to understood<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471030481069539328\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> YAAAY <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\/statuses\/471043739129888768\">in reply to magpiewhale<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471043877571678208\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> WATCH THIS <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471058638564757504\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> h e l p <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471058706839654401\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> he does the best faces <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\/statuses\/471058875467456514\">in reply to tambourine<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471058938944049153\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> That&#039;s a euphemism right? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/471060293360312320\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471060409789992960\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tambourine\">@tambourine<\/a> What I am most entertained by, is that this was done before he had his teeth fixed <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/471060483492315136\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471060591977979905\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I just liked &quot;84. Highway&quot; on Vimeo: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/sXFTT6Rqw2<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471060728456429568\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> yessss <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\/statuses\/471061185781964802\">in reply to magpiewhale<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471061264366858240\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> HIS UNFIXED TEETH. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\/statuses\/471061185781964802\">in reply to magpiewhale<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471061295232733184\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\">@magpiewhale<\/a> Same <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/7668731f57_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/magpiewhale\/statuses\/471061515718500352\">in reply to magpiewhale<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/471061583511433216\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2014\/05\/1958\/tweets-for-2014-05-26\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@tambourine I only thought it was so they would be alphabetically first :\/ in reply to tambourine -&gt; @tambourine Man. They wanted uneducated voters, this is what comes with it tho. Lack of basic reading comprehension in reply to tambourine -&gt; @tambourine this automatically makes you cool in reply to tambourine -&gt; The problem with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/05\/28376\/tweets-for-2014-05-26\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2014-05-26<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}