{"id":28277,"date":"2014-03-01T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-01T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/03\/tweets-for-2014-02-28\/28277"},"modified":"2014-03-01T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-01T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2014-02-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/03\/28277\/tweets-for-2014-02-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2014-02-28"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Mum: &quot;When you go to the post office, get me a pepper. Green or red or whatever you like.&quot; Me: &quot;&#8230;I don&#039;t like peppers?&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439344885301530624\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>there&#039;s vimto candy floss!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439358259603177472\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexStone7\">@AlexStone7<\/a>: Utter genius. Thnx Matt. &quot;Schalke&#039;s Head of PR responds to newspaper whose article said Hitler was a fan. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Af6KI\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/Af6KI\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439383769720844289\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/understood\">@understood<\/a>: Calling <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/myriadofsins\">@myriadofsins<\/a> to the table. RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SciencePorn\">@SciencePorn<\/a>: Science has gone too far <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yMCYNx2tc8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/yMCYNx2tc8<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439390233009086464\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum&#039;s fallen asleep AGAIN attempting to watch House of Cards episode 8. Is this a really boring episode? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439390367843377152\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PiratesBlend\">@PiratesBlend<\/a> Is there a UK release date for Martel on the horizon yet? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439391450347106304\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Betfairpoker\">@Betfairpoker<\/a>: A girl passes you a note. The teacher demands you read it aloud. It&#039;s a mixture of Latin &amp; hieroglyphs. You end up workin\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439391506949218304\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\">@nikki<\/a> You&#039;re getting dangerously close to being able to open a small zoo&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\/statuses\/439357279310450688\">in reply to nikki<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439391997468876800\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tetley_teafolk\">@tetley_teafolk<\/a>: It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Friday teafanatics! Which means that there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s free tea &amp; a mug up for grabs! Follow &amp; RT before 5pm to enter our gi\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439392200703893504\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McKelvie\">@McKelvie<\/a>: If there was a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Fake Surprised Reaction Of The Person Sitting In Your Reserved Train Seat\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Olympic event Britain would win go\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439392896832507904\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McKelvie\">@McKelvie<\/a> We do excel at the sitting down sports <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/McKelvie\/statuses\/439376232866914305\">in reply to McKelvie<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439392943250866177\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MATcomics\">@MATcomics<\/a>: This is parked outside! Sweeeeeet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Avengers&amp;src=hash\">#Avengers<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Airbrush&amp;src=hash\">#Airbrush<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/GvrKpW9d33\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/GvrKpW9d33<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439393142283182080\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MATcomics\">@MATcomics<\/a>: Other side view <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Avengers&amp;src=hash\">#Avengers<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/GXmLAzX6XZ\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/GXmLAzX6XZ<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439393246339694592\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Me_Marina\">@Me_Marina<\/a>: London\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s top ten rude roads via <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TimeOutLondon\">@TimeOutLondon<\/a> &#039;s blog <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/qVL3BxPGQy\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/qVL3BxPGQy<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/38b17VZSZc\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/38b17VZSZc<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439415338875498496\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissPotkin\">@MissPotkin<\/a> a musketeer <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MissPotkin\/statuses\/439418964217970688\">in reply to MissPotkin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439429889679441920\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bbceurovision\">@bbceurovision<\/a>: OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scott_mills\">@scott_mills<\/a> will premiere our UK act and song in a Red Button, iPlayer exclusive next Monday at \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439432285390401536\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>EUROVISION. I AM SO EXCITED <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439432334212104192\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Our energy supplier had like \u00c2\u00a3350 credit on our account a while back &amp; took a lot of poking to get it back. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439447781363949568\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In the end, it took cancelling a direct debit and telling them we wouldn&#039;t pay them till they gave us the money back <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439447886875877377\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#039;cos really, using your energy supplier as a bank? really doesn&#039;t give very much interest. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439448003225845760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How can Farage do a deal with the devil if he doesn&#039;t have a soul? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439449188783640576\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> I really didn&#039;t understand why they wouldn&#039;t use the credit in the account against new bills, but just direct debit them <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/439449409173331968\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439449608675409920\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teh_nos\">@teh_nos<\/a> HE CAN&#039;T. THAT WOULD REQUIRE HAVING A SOUL <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ukip&amp;src=hash\">#ukip<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23nicecleanfascists&amp;src=hash\">#nicecleanfascists<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teh_nos\/statuses\/439444324221456384\">in reply to teh_nos<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439449715730808832\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teh_nos\">@teh_nos<\/a> NOT MINE. I&#039;m a half-foreign type, I&#039;m immune <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/teh_nos\/statuses\/439449724043952128\">in reply to teh_nos<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439449859633188867\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> &quot;Will you give us interest if you keep it?&quot; &quot;Uh&#8230; no.&quot; &quot;WELL THEN&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/439450037253197825\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439450149388304384\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AgentM\">@AgentM<\/a>: My email wasn&#039;t working. Rad IT guy came in, had me type (no lie) &quot;Ultron&quot; in some places and now it works. WHAT. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439450208104357888\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/villainny\">@villainny<\/a> I wonder about that and the poor choice that trousers as regular wear make because of this <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/villainny\/statuses\/439451445998657536\">in reply to villainny<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439455213607743488\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TfLOfficial\">@TfLOfficial<\/a>: 6 ways to Greenwich on public transport: Tube,rail,bus,river. Name 2 more for chance to win <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23Thor&amp;src=hash\">#Thor<\/a> DVD. Answers: metrocompe\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439455452209098752\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\">@smartmatt<\/a> Really I&#039;d be spending the money on duck and lobster and cake. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\/statuses\/439455448761401345\">in reply to smartmatt<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439455623294763009\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/olivia_solon\">@olivia_solon<\/a>: Horse squirrel feeder? Shut up and take my money. I don&#039;t care that I don&#039;t have a garden: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/dP44IgiJqp\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/dP44IgiJqp<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439476742760439808\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> I think I need to see it. And then watch Snow White &amp; the Huntsman again <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/439459841728577536\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439477251420487681\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\">@Hello_Tailor<\/a> YAY <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\/statuses\/439463753298763776\">in reply to Hello_Tailor<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439488051178643457\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cjlines\">@cjlines<\/a> Did you do the thing where you order when you&#039;re not hungry and think very hard about being hungry before it arrives? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cjlines\/statuses\/439476669032964097\">in reply to cjlines<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439491026156539904\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>brussel sprout rice is so amaze you guys <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439492047905767425\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\">@Hello_Tailor<\/a>: Oh god Hugh Dancy is doing a Reddit AMA. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/dD4nucWai4\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/dD4nucWai4<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mldavies\">@mldavies<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cthonical\">@cthonical<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439492477767413760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So. The whole velvet nails thing is perhaps the most time-consuming nail thing I have ever done <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439522949113327617\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>On the other hand, my nails have the same kind of texture as a Sylvanian families creature&#8230;so&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439524948202512384\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\">@mstorijo<\/a> PIGGIES <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\/statuses\/439515962673741824\">in reply to mstorijo<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439525122337439744\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LearnXDGerman\">@LearnXDGerman<\/a>: &#039;&#039;Es ist hei\u00c3\u0178 hier drin!&#039;&#039;&#8230; &#039;&#039;Entschuldigung, soll ich lieber gehen?&#039;&#039; = &#039;&#039;It&#039;s hot in here!&#039;&#039;&#8230; &#039;&#039;Sorry, should I le\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/439525728624054272\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2014\/03\/1871\/tweets-for-2014-02-28\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mum: &quot;When you go to the post office, get me a pepper. Green or red or whatever you like.&quot; Me: &quot;&#8230;I don&#039;t like peppers?&quot; -&gt; there&#039;s vimto candy floss!! -&gt; RT @AlexStone7: Utter genius. Thnx Matt. &quot;Schalke&#039;s Head of PR responds to newspaper whose article said Hitler was a fan. http:\/\/t.co\/Af6KI\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 -&gt; RT @understood: Calling &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2014\/03\/28277\/tweets-for-2014-02-28\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2014-02-28<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}