{"id":28191,"date":"2013-12-10T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-10T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/12\/tweets-for-2013-12-09\/28191"},"modified":"2013-12-10T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-10T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2013-12-09","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/12\/28191\/tweets-for-2013-12-09\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2013-12-09"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Horseyfuture\">@Horseyfuture<\/a>: Aquarius: Your maths PhD proves its worth when you categorically prove there Ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t No Party like an S-Club Party. <a href=\"http:\/\/\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410001137681833984\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>As awkward as wrapping clingfilm around my elbows every night is, at least my WEIRD itchy elbows are no longer itchy <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b976f75a1a_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410007959343992832\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Once again, learning to be ambidexterous after nearly chopping my finger off is useful. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410008300626124800\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\">@nikki<\/a> Rachel is an awesome name. Also, Spock. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\/statuses\/410011044447551488\">in reply to nikki<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410015488190984192\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/TagsOfAO3\">@TagsOfAO3<\/a>: Wine was a bad idea whoops need more wine (Les Mis\u00c3\u00a9rables) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410016285784023040\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Kavey\">@Kavey<\/a> Ugh. That&#039;s worse than knowing that you are allergic to some kind of food <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Kavey\/statuses\/410020398471065600\">in reply to Kavey<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410020687345360896\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> catch-up time, since my cousin and I went to Winter Wonderland on Saturday instead <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410022424009506817\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In entirely unsurprising news, Winter Wonderland doesn&#039;t have any halal sausage. Told my cousin that this was the &quot;wurst&quot; <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b976f75a1a_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410022653161111552\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is this week the week where Jason will use his future knowledge to help them? Unlikely <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410023041029373952\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>IT&#039;S HERRICK omg <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23BeingHuman\">#BeingHuman<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410023123346817024\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#039;s probably Jason&#039;s turn to take his shirt off again isn&#039;t it? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410023378746355712\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The man is also a vampire <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024110069391360\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The cure is CHOPPINNG OFF HER HEAD. Augh. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024296321658880\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>NO JASON. Don&#039;t go for the crazy plan <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024355465547776\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ahahaha. Creepy oracle is creepy <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024415699943424\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Do the gods permit the oracle to see Jason without his shirt? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024529919238145\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#039;m still guessing that the Oracle might be his mum <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410024677495828480\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>DAEDALUS. omg <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025001178648576\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Don&#039;t touch&#8230; yes. Pythagoras just said EXACTLY what I was thinking to Jason <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025222121984000\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I take it Jason has no idea about Daedalus then? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025306683371520\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>He&#039;s going to open it right? He&#039;s got that kind of expression <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025508567793664\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If only Jason knew more about Greek myth. If only. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025769457680384\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>If he can travel back in time to <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a>, does this mean someone can travel forwards to when he&#039;s at school and tell him to PAY ATTENTION? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410025884260007937\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>NO. DO NOT OPEN IT. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026121682771969\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is like when my mum breathes at me when she&#039;s been eating onions <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026367380905984\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>PYTHAGORAS. omg <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026484469075968\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>YES. YES. TRIANGLES YES. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026524835061760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is Jason going to see Daedalus? I think he might <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026653163982848\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>It&#039;d be a crappy Jason thing to do <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026706976927744\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>DON&#039;T TELL HIM <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410026806377734144\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>KNEW IT. KNEW IT. Hercules is gone. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027062490300416\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>HE IS GOING TO DIE <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027088327225344\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>CRIOS IS A VAMPIRE. omg <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027118639464448\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Crios is almost as good a friend as Hannibal Lecter <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027375779663872\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Jason? Stupid? It&#039;s not something we didn&#039;t already know <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027564124897280\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Do they get charged for all the property damage they cause? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027693674360832\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That is not a good sign. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410027928047861760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is either a trap or Medusa. I&#039;m going with trap <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410028441212575744\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is that&#8230; actualfax Artemis? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410028565535940608\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Can you not send a note? On like&#8230; a carrier pigeon or something? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410028863641899008\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That&#039;s a big fat lie right there <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410028982802059264\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How are these guys not expert trackers? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410029231985659904\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Is Artemis Jason&#039;s mum? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410030493762330624\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Jason is like&#8230;suddenly SUPER VIOLENT <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410030842283819008\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Bird is going to poo on Hercules? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410030929693138945\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>IT&#039;S LIKE I WROTE THE SCRIPT <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410031058500210688\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Even though my only writing experience is writing a Christian comedy panto version of the Wizard of Oz, I could prob write for <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410031356320952320\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So, basically, the ladies in <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> are the competent ones? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410031652266860544\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ATALANTA. I LOVE ATALANTA. ATALANTA IS A BOSS. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410032314333548544\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Pythagoras is going to have sense talked into him by Atalanta right? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410032529258065920\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Because Jason and Atalanta are going to go on an epic roadtrip <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410032620706484224\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>NO. Hercules will overhear you <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410033045279109120\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>KNEW IT <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410034887560028160\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You are the worst at lying Hercules <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410035146168209408\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>That bath was wasted on Hercules, wasn&#039;t it <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410035354276986880\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hercules is going to run away. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410035816917106688\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wow. Plot twist <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> Atalanta ran away <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410035961079541760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And if you knew ANYTHING about mythology Jason, you would know when <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410036169364496384\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>How did anyone get close enough to Medusa to find out her name so quickly? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410036285009825792\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This is like the 10th Doctor&#039;s last tour <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410036649654251520\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>PLOT TWIST. Jason develops insight <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410037141637705728\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Pythagoras is the best <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410037610070167552\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So, the lack of shirtlessness in this episode is made up for by Jason being completely starkers next week? Good to know <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23Atlantis\">#Atlantis<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410038051852021761\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ahhh. Just realised that I&#039;ve got to take my cousin to the airport at the same time that I&#039;m supposed to be at a church thing tomorrow <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410061582576934913\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I suppose it&#039;s a good thing I remembered now. Rather than when my cousin sends me a text asking when I&#039;m picking her up&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410067756655329282\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\">@Hello_Tailor<\/a> Try duolingo. You could probably have a good go at it <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\/statuses\/410063241075634176\">in reply to Hello_Tailor<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410069109309988864\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkDoesStuff\">@MarkDoesStuff<\/a> OMG <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MarkDoesStuff\/statuses\/410065234364100608\">in reply to MarkDoesStuff<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410069199651098624\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\">@Hello_Tailor<\/a> haha you&#039;ve got 2 months &amp; you can probably guess some of the vocab you might need to cover <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b976f75a1a_icon-biggrin.gif\" alt=\":D\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Hello_Tailor\/statuses\/410072117934182402\">in reply to Hello_Tailor<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410072740289589248\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/misslilypotkin\">@misslilypotkin<\/a> But&#8230; aren&#039;t they just dental dams? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/misslilypotkin\/statuses\/410077806807498752\">in reply to misslilypotkin<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410082745096744960\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\">@piratemoggy<\/a> More or less purple than Hawkeye? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/piratemoggy\/statuses\/410079180039016448\">in reply to piratemoggy<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410083237294514176\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\">@mstorijo<\/a> NOOOOO. NO BEING SICK. IT&#039;S NEARLY HOBBITING TIME <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\/statuses\/410081069489455104\">in reply to mstorijo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410083428751908864\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/SarahDobbs\">@SarahDobbs<\/a>: Here is my Christmas gift guide: buy everyone Pacific Rim. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410090052296130560\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\">@mstorijo<\/a> Yessssss. During the day is prob best for me <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mstorijo\/statuses\/410089637513019392\">in reply to mstorijo<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410090869044563968\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>So far the extent of Christmas decorating in our house goes as far as an advent calendar and this: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/jioSmW6Qu1\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/jioSmW6Qu1<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410091335925104640\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The question now is, can I be bothered with the tree and\/or lights? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410091727245283328\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum says that we can&#039;t have the crib without the tree. I contend that it&#039;s the other way round. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410091831985446912\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>What with us being card carrying God botherers and all. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410091926420221952\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>(Actually, I don&#039;t have a card. I&#039;ve only got a Despair Faction AFI fan club card) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410092013485572096\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In other news, I should probably finish my Easter egg before Christmas <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410092790337798146\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kung_pAu\">@kung_pAu<\/a>: Got a spare ticket for <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/GogolBordello\">@GogolBordello<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/manmanbandband\">@manmanbandband<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/o2academybris\">@o2academybris<\/a> tonight, free to a good home! Please RT! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410093920572686336\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> Your colleague sucks hardcore <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/410094164840153088\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410094524455993344\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> The cat thing is worse in a way &#8211; she chose to look after a pet but the moment it&#039;s defective it has to die. Whereas,,, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/410095204431966208\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410095547752914944\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> &#8230;her mum just kills animals without the added hypocrisy of keeping foxes as pets. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/410095204431966208\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410095640077942784\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> &#8230;does she have kids and what happens if they get sick? :\/ <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/410097363248631808\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410097553045487617\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> Is&#8230;catnapping her kitties an option? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/410097786692984832\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410097959314149376\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Horseyfuture\">@Horseyfuture<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DeathBoy\">@DeathBoy<\/a> I dunno, when we buried her my nan was pretty pimped out with gold outfits &amp; a pearl on her mouth to light the way.. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Horseyfuture\/statuses\/399568903845597184\">in reply to Horseyfuture<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410126102276100096\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>You might think that after nearly 30 years of living in the same house, I would no longer walk into door-handles. You&#039;d be wrong. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410134079062159360\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\">@smartmatt<\/a> It looks like it needs more cheese <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\/statuses\/410124916764471296\">in reply to smartmatt<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410134268271427585\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\">@smartmatt<\/a> :O Stuffing is AWESOME with cheese <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/smartmatt\/statuses\/410134534228033537\">in reply to smartmatt<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410135196261158914\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/1jamiebell\">@1jamiebell<\/a> Unexpectedly addictive <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/1jamiebell\/statuses\/410143202990387200\">in reply to 1jamiebell<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410144537865375746\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\">@dreaminred<\/a> I have a friend whose party trick is to correctly guess ladies weights upon lifting them. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\/statuses\/410144340812791810\">in reply to dreaminred<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410146720694403072\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\">@dreaminred<\/a> He tried it on me one time &amp; I had to ask him what he was doing to my knees (he was attempting a bridal carry) <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\/statuses\/410144340812791810\">in reply to dreaminred<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410146854836641796\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\">@dreaminred<\/a> Heh no, he couldn&#039;t even guess because I&#039;m too heavy for him to lift &#8211; hence him attempting to budge my knees &amp; it not working <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/dreaminred\/statuses\/410147551229521920\">in reply to dreaminred<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410147815613272064\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sebpatrick\">@sebpatrick<\/a> GIGS ARE STILL IMPORTANT :O <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/sebpatrick\/statuses\/410186656000786432\">in reply to sebpatrick<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/410187965831589888\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2013\/12\/1792\/tweets-for-2013-12-09\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RT @Horseyfuture: Aquarius: Your maths PhD proves its worth when you categorically prove there Ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t No Party like an S-Club Party. http:\/\/\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 -&gt; As awkward as wrapping clingfilm around my elbows every night is, at least my WEIRD itchy elbows are no longer itchy -&gt; Once again, learning to be ambidexterous after nearly chopping my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/12\/28191\/tweets-for-2013-12-09\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2013-12-09<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28191"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28191\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}