{"id":26096,"date":"2013-03-23T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-23T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/03\/tweets-for-2013-03-22\/26096"},"modified":"2013-03-23T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-23T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2013-03-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/03\/26096\/tweets-for-2013-03-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2013-03-22"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> That gif only proves it! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315052542751031297\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315053162769833984\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Very tempted to change the answerphone message to start &quot;Don&#039;t hang up without leaving a message, it&#039;s annoying.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315053381016236032\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> You know, I dreamt this morning that Hiddleston came round for lunch <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315053413618561024\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315053613691064320\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> I don&#039;t know that I was responsible for the invites &#8211; it was all ladies and him. Don&#039;t know who the ladies were <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315053840191873024\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315054193134149633\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> OH. And one really really annoying dude that I threatened to shoot in the face with a rusty nailgun <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315053840191873024\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315054319755988993\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> One of the ladies looked at me funny but I pointed out if rusty nailgun was your only other option, it raises yr tolerance <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315054992207802368\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315055295816675328\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> Lame. That&#039;s too generic of a thing for them to really have ownership imo <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315055498565128193\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315055905551024128\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Or actually, just &quot;OMG STOP CALLING. UPDATES ARE ON TWITTER&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315056114519646208\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> auuugh so annoying <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315056054184574976\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315056619073449984\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> This is when I&#039;d like to find the corporation-sized equivalent of a rusty nailgun <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315056810270793728\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315056985336864768\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Right. Leaving the house. Won&#039;t have to listen to folks ringing the house for my mum and FAILING TO LEAVE A DAMN MESSAGE. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315057222084341760\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> That too. I&#039;d recommend my old firm, but they&#039;re pretty expensive &amp; Watford\/London based. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/315057122251505664\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315057474753404928\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MATcomics\">@MATcomics<\/a> Doesn&#039;t that leave open the dangerous implication that there are girls who aren&#039;t pretty? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MATcomics\/statuses\/315099547519037440\">in reply to MATcomics<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315109960180695041\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/snacky\">@snacky<\/a> Aha omg, are they forgetting that back then the internet was a more innocent place full of rainbows and unicorns and dialup noises? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/snacky\/statuses\/315097047705477121\">in reply to snacky<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315110467473387520\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/JamesHunt\">@JamesHunt<\/a> Are they drunk? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/JamesHunt\/statuses\/315139884983672832\">in reply to JamesHunt<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315146530933846016\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MissSallyBlue\">@MissSallyBlue<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/TheLastLeg\">@TheLastLeg<\/a> Me toooo <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MissSallyBlue\/statuses\/315217816049557504\">in reply to MissSallyBlue<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315218893956333568\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\">@grrlinterrupted<\/a> Go do it Rachie. Or yr teeth will be even more ew in the morning <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/grrlinterrupted\/statuses\/315231999763828737\">in reply to grrlinterrupted<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/315232530133561344\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2013\/03\/1523\/tweets-for-2013-03-22\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@MadeFromCorpses That gif only proves it! in reply to MadeFromCorpses -&gt; Very tempted to change the answerphone message to start &quot;Don&#039;t hang up without leaving a message, it&#039;s annoying.&quot; -&gt; @MadeFromCorpses You know, I dreamt this morning that Hiddleston came round for lunch in reply to MadeFromCorpses -&gt; @MadeFromCorpses I don&#039;t know that I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2013\/03\/26096\/tweets-for-2013-03-22\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2013-03-22<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26096\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}