{"id":24377,"date":"2012-10-04T07:00:27","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T06:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/10\/tweets-for-2012-10-02\/24377"},"modified":"2012-10-04T07:00:27","modified_gmt":"2012-10-04T06:00:27","slug":"tweets-for-2012-10-02","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/10\/24377\/tweets-for-2012-10-02\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2012-10-02"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\">@nikki<\/a> Inject one with laxatives as a trap and put a sign on it saying &quot;Don&#039;t Eat&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/nikki\/statuses\/253045323163910144\">in reply to nikki<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253066682711539713\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/syn\">@syn<\/a> And&#8230;there&#039;s my desire for a Trek Uniform re-awakened. Again. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/syn\/statuses\/253092565602152449\">in reply to syn<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253095243816247296\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rebeccasbrain\">@rebeccasbrain<\/a> That&#039;s the worst <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/0c7f2_icon_sad.gif\" alt=\":(\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  I did that when I fell down some stairs <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/rebeccasbrain\/statuses\/253083103168430080\">in reply to rebeccasbrain<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253097385499185153\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Mum: &quot;I should put something around my neck.&quot; Me: &quot;Round your neck?&quot; Mum: &quot;HAHAHAH A NOOSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253163585595924480\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My mother and I, folks. Comedy double act specialising in slightly surreal morbid humour. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253163828198649856\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kipoti\">@kipoti<\/a> If they don&#039;t say anything, it&#039;s their new name. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kipoti\/statuses\/253163738130165762\">in reply to kipoti<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253194222063218689\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/eoincmacken\">@eoincmacken<\/a> Craving a brie and grape sandwich now. :\/ <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/eoincmacken\/statuses\/253137066966261761\">in reply to eoincmacken<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253197117672259584\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/auntyel\">@auntyel<\/a> Surprise is only good when it&#039;s either cheese or ice cream. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/auntyel\/statuses\/253193113982603265\">in reply to auntyel<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/253200116150833152\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2012\/10\/1311\/tweets-for-2012-10-02\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@nikki Inject one with laxatives as a trap and put a sign on it saying &quot;Don&#039;t Eat&quot; in reply to nikki -&gt; @syn And&#8230;there&#039;s my desire for a Trek Uniform re-awakened. Again. in reply to syn -&gt; @rebeccasbrain That&#039;s the worst I did that when I fell down some stairs in reply to rebeccasbrain -&gt; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/10\/24377\/tweets-for-2012-10-02\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2012-10-02<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}