{"id":21851,"date":"2012-05-05T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T22:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/05\/tweets-for-2012-05-04\/21851"},"modified":"2012-05-05T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T22:45:00","slug":"tweets-for-2012-05-04","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/05\/21851\/tweets-for-2012-05-04\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for 2012-05-04"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kipoti\">@kipoti<\/a> why aren&#039;t you heeere? other than it&#039;s far away&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198484835487055875\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kipoti\">@kipoti<\/a> better than nothing! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198487263091490817\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/kipoti\">@kipoti<\/a> i have spent the last ten mins thinking jon richardson should cook for me. :\/ <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198503561422835712\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Home from seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RonJichardson\">@RonJichardson<\/a> and now craving parma violets. Damn him. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198525430825889793\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\">@MadeFromCorpses<\/a> I have to reconsider all the great milkshakes I&#039;ve imbibed in the past <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MadeFromCorpses\/statuses\/198476309800816640\">in reply to MadeFromCorpses<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198525710116208640\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> But you live on the internet, not next door <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/8e74f_icon_sad.gif\" alt=\":(\" class=\"wp-smiley\" \/>  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RonJichardson\">@RonJichardson<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/198525999296675840\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198526452218593280\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thisisyourfault\">@thisisyourfault<\/a> Guy. AND KITTENS. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/thisisyourfault\/statuses\/198512984291680257\">in reply to thisisyourfault<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198526821204111360\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> They taste only of disappointment and unfulfilled dreams. I could have gone to Budgens if I&#039;d thought of it <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RonJichardson\">@RonJichardson<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/198526809355194369\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198527247601250304\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> &#8230;but that&#039;s going all the way back to where I started my journey home from. Not an option. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RonJichardson\">@RonJichardson<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/198527397186904064\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198528374178717698\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\">@DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> I&#039;m going to have to settle for wearing perfume that smells like parma violets.:\/ <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/RonJichardson\">@RonJichardson<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DarrenGoldsmith\/statuses\/198528748075745281\">in reply to DarrenGoldsmith<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198529246044499968\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sabotage\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by Beastie Boys is my new jam.  \u00e2\u2122\u00ab <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/W2iiiH65\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/W2iiiH65<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198541307931672577\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> definitely bleach. looks too dark to turn pink <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198543173377728513\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198543495793876994\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> Hah that&#039;s because I experimented on myself after trying to read up on the interwebs! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198543678774579200\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198544565848903683\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> I don&#039;t like to get someone else to do it in case it goes wrong. Would rather blame myself! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198544920829640704\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198545349370056704\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> I think the trick is to use a LOT of conditioner between times and learn to put up with at least an inch of roots before bleaching <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198544962109968384\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198545648495235072\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> And obvs, not to do it if you suspect your hair will liquefy. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198544962109968384\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198545795723689984\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> Other than getting someone to check the back of your head? Pretty much just make too much bleach up and then really slap it on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198551412135833603\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198552013213138944\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\">@petitmew<\/a> and massage it in a bit. Dividing up random sections and slapping on more bleach. Uh. Mostly go overboard on the bleach <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/petitmew\/statuses\/198551412135833603\">in reply to petitmew<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herdivineshadow\/statuses\/198552165332168704\">-&gt;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.herdivineshadow.com\/2012\/05\/1169\/tweets-for-2012-05-04\/\" \/>Link to the original site<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@kipoti why aren&#039;t you heeere? other than it&#039;s far away&#8230; -&gt; @kipoti better than nothing! -&gt; @kipoti i have spent the last ten mins thinking jon richardson should cook for me. :\/ -&gt; Home from seeing @RonJichardson and now craving parma violets. Damn him. -&gt; @MadeFromCorpses I have to reconsider all the great milkshakes I&#039;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/2012\/05\/21851\/tweets-for-2012-05-04\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweets for 2012-05-04<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"1","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.herdivineshadow.com\/journals\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}