• RT @rachelle_mandik: "moon all gone! moon all gone!" is my toddler's terrifying new way of saying good morning ->
• I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND THERE WERE BOTH LEMON & SUGAR AND NUTELLA PANCAKES READY WAITING FOR ME ->
• @ErisLovesMovies they were so tasty, SO TASTY in reply to ErisLovesMovies ->
• RT @banditsnows: I can't breathe https://t.co/Hs0viUK1Yr ->

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• so it turns out boiled vegetarian frankfurters are really disappointing ->

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• RT @OlafurArnalds: https://t.co/SzYzSz3o58 ->
• RT @martijn_grooten: Ouch. The UK privacy regulator.
  (I've confirmed this. Site loads JavaScript from browsealoud.​com which is used to rea… ->
• RT @SirEviscerate: TIMMY: What's that, girl?
  LASSIE (echoing from the bottom of a well): *bark bark bark*
  TIMMY: You say you're aware of th… ->
• @adjaruli i am suspecting i should lose weight for my dodgy ankle but like… no in reply to adjaruli ->
• @adjaruli i think in my case I have always had dodgy ankles but a couple of years ago I fell over air :/ in reply to adjaruli ->
• @HSouthwellFE I guess I'm not looking at the ICO website at work for a little while then in reply to HSouthwellFE ->
• RT @HarperVoyagerUK: Have you discovered the wondrous story of #HannahGreen yet? It's out in paperback this month! @ememess #UnfeasiblyMund… ->

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• RT @brianbeutler: So, what he’s saying–hear me out–is that not standing up during a ceremonial event is one way to protest something unrela… ->
• @grrlinterrupted i am waiting for it to be on tv cos I enjoy looking at Cavill's face in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• @grrlinterrupted I have seen photos! I feel like I read that the producers of Count of Monte Cristo told his mum th… https://t.co/68094Jtx5m in reply to grrlinterrupted ->
• RT @charlenelydon: Incredibly sad news. What a wonderful composer. https://t.co/df1ssuyQ2r ->
• ugh migraine. I do not get them as bad as I used to, and I know far less worse than some of my friends, but still. ->

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• every now and then I wonder about if clever people use their powers for good ->
• in other news the subscription box i get keeps sending bronzer and highlighter and i am like no i do not need these… https://t.co/hzsHRv6q6t ->
• i constantly marvel at my coworkers who do foundation and eyebrows everyday because it seems like so much effort (a… https://t.co/qncFaJvM8s in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• of course then i think about how it is easier for me just to be content with how my face looks and then how it is e… https://t.co/Lou7quxsMH in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• so recently my mum discovered that i don't bother to turn the lights on and go about the house i've lived in for ov… https://t.co/oG7OfHYOqP ->
• RT @JurassicArse: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PRESBYTERIANS UP TO?!! https://t.co/KfAFKw2hxl ->
• RT @AndrewNadeau0: {Dictating journal because I’m too weak}
  ME: I have now been sick for 7 years-
  WIFE: 4 Days.
  ME: With what we assume to… ->
• RT @antzwst: Mirror: Rah you’re looking buff today

  Camera: You’re a dead ting that will never find happiness ->

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• RT @cstross: Please note that @elonmusk 's roadster will NOT be the first electric car launched into space—it's the fourth!—but the other t… ->
• iplayer letting you watch from the beginning of a currently airing thing is the greatest for when you accidentally… https://t.co/HMqhscbgvT ->
• @roaratorio hahaha I saw this and I hated it in reply to roaratorio ->
• RT @NiveaSerrao: You know who deserves their own standalone Star Wars movie? The tailor who’s been outfitting half the galaxy with great ca… ->
• @roaratorio I saw the Gone With the Wind musical which was a million hours long and liked that more in reply to roaratorio ->
• on the one hand I want the black panther shoes on the other they are nearly £200 so no ->
• RT @PaulMMCooper: #RuinoftheDay: The West Pier in Brighton, England.

  The pier was constructed in the 1860s, and was designed to attract to… ->

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• RT @SpaceX: Falcon Heavy test flight webcast is now live → https://t.co/gtC39uBC7z ->
• RT @unnamedculprit: @SpaceX The fact they can get good quality live video from 4 separate spacecraft is ridiculous. https://t.co/sO24U8JVNC ->
• RT @tweetsoutloud: What. #FalconHeavy https://t.co/B7AVxNthfN ->

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• RT @SpaceX: Falcon Heavy test flight webcast is now live → https://t.co/gtC39uBC7z ->
• RT @unnamedculprit: @SpaceX The fact they can get good quality live video from 4 separate spacecraft is ridiculous. https://t.co/sO24U8JVNC ->
• RT @tweetsoutloud: What. #FalconHeavy https://t.co/B7AVxNthfN ->

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• RT @hausedave: Here ya go y'all. EAGLES FIGHT SONG.
  #FlyEaglesFly

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• RT @seamussaid: measure again because you hate being wrong but your suspicions were correct the void is a custom fit ->
• RT @jessicalustig: Here’s the 1998 interview in which Prince said the prospect of digital duets with dead artists was “the most demonic thi… ->

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• @smartmatt @GemmaRidlington Omg yaaaaaay. Congratulations! in reply to smartmatt ->
• @smartmatt @GemmaRidlington Also, Gemma looks especially lovely in reply to herdivineshadow ->
• RT @BryceElder: Okay, so Bitcoin. ->
• RT @McKelvie: I hate how commercialised Super Bowl is now, and how everyone has forgotten the true meaning, which was making bad Superb Owl… ->

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